Casino.com is exactly what the name implies, an online casino. You will find everything here that you would at a casino, from table games to slot machines. I am terrible at gambling, so, naturally, I gave it a go. Here’s our genuine gambler review.
Gave The Slot’s A Shot
I thought I would start with the slot machines. They seem simple enough.
I browsed the hundreds of slot machine games until I found one that caught my eye; Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. No, wait, that one isn’t free. Umm, ok here’s one; Monty Python’s Spamalot!
I emptied my virtual bank in about 2minutes. I’m glad I’m too poor to actually bet real money.
I don’t know if it is because I was having nightmares last night and didn’t get much sleep, or if this game is rigged. Occam’s razor says the problem is me.
Luckily, you’re able to “practice” before you bet any real money. In the practice game, you can just keep depositing “money” into your virtual bank and continue playing forever without any consequence. Of course, if you so wish you can make a real deposit and start playing with the big dogs. This Pomeranian decided to choose another game…after depositing $1 million into my virtual bank, for fun.
My Successful Gambler Review of this casino’s Black Jack
That’s enough slot machine. I don’t want to leave my chances to luck. Time to take things into my own hands with a simple game of Black Jack…” practice” Black Jack.
I don’t know how to tell you guys this, I did it! I won! Sure, I lost after that, but holy shit, guys, you should have seen it! I got a Jack and Queen so I split it, then I got another King and…well, it was glorious, let’s just say that.
Am I ready to bet real money? You bet! Can I? My accountant, whom I haven’t paid this month, says no.
Ok, I’m enjoying myself, do let’s do another game. I want to do another card game because my “luck” seems to be better when I’m not trusting it to a slot machine.
…Lets just move on.
Ok, here is a game I always see on TV and have wanted to try. Craps.
Wow! There is a lot more to Craps than they show on TV. I’m glad there is a “practice” option. I think that’s enough losing, ahem, I mean “gambling” for me for the day.
All in all this website is pretty awesome. It has mountains of games to play, and you can play about 80% of them for free. When you feel comfortable with your abilities, you can easily play live against real players or the AI for real money.
I don’t know if I will ever progress to the real players table, but I had a lot of fun losing to the computer and will definitely be back the next time I need to procrastinate at work. If you have any idea’s for future reviews let us know. Or simply comment below looking forward to real feedback.