Fear not human’s hope still remains, but even as you read this the horror that is the penis headed aliens grows, they are slowly appearing every ware our workplaces, pubs, buck’s nights and 21st’s. They appear just like you and me until the sound of merriment echoes through the streets. At witch they come out to take their place as the life of the party, these creatures are the Peninheadians.
Often when one Penisheadian if found soon others will appear it is this aspect of there presence that causes fear and merriment of the human species, once men have come in contact with a Penisheadian they themselves desire to become one.
To accomplish this transformation a prospective Penisheadian will search the local area for there own Penisheadian mask but unless they visit there local adult store then there life will be incomplete and they will long for the life they can’t have. For it is at these stores that the required headgear can be found and acquired.
What to do if you see a Penisheadian:
The application of fermented beverages to a Penisheadian is not advised unless they process a cylindrical drinking aid their small lips prevent them from consuming the desired volumes of fermented beverages, without spilling it and causing even more humour
Where ever groups of Penisheadian’s gather disorientation can occur, due to the lack of distinguishing facial features means that they have trouble recognising themselves from one another. To prevent this name badges are advised as this reduces embarrassing incidents of misrecognition
Don’t stand between a Penisheadian and a cameras as the presence of this device near a Penisheadian causes them to find themselves posing for shoots to remember the night for years to come.
If someone you love has given in to the urge to join the Penisheadian’s invasion don’t fret, the joy and happiness that they experience, and the good memories that they will bring can only spread the invasion across the world. And perhaps you to will join the invasion.
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