Horse racing is so popular in Australia that it’s called “the race that stops a nation”. Every year Australia stops to watch the Melbourne Cup horse racing. Some people walk home broke, but some go home in a brand new car that they paid cash for right in the parking lot.
It is clear which one you want to be.
There are a lot of hints and tips out there on how to choose the best horse to back, after all, horse racing is big business. But here is a tip from Triple Crown winning jockey Victor Espinoza that you have to hear.
This might seem like a crazy thing to say, but Victor has earned his place in horse racing history, and certainly knows what he is talking about.
Luckily, checking to see if a horse has his penis out is an easy thing to manage. You don’t have to fondle the horse and get up close and personal. A flaccid horse penis is 15 to 20cm, and is twice that length when erect (information I am sure you’re glad to know), so this thing will be a huge eye sore.
Unfortunately, Victor doesn’t do into the details of why this is a good idea. I can only speculate. But speculate I can!
My guess would be that the erect horse is a clear sign of a healthy horse. It would also hint at a lot of testosterone pumping through the horse.
If the horse is feeling a little frisky it also might be over excited. I imagine an over excited horse would be filled with adrenalin to bursting, making it a pretty sure bet that that horse is going to run its absolute balls off.
If the horse you chose doesn’t have an erection, I don’t recommend giving it one.